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Hope you’ve done your celebrity homework, folks — because it’s pop quiz time! Calum Best at the opening of Diesel’s Melrose Place flagship store in L.A. Lindsay Lohan’s occasional boy-toy and British tabloid regular Calum Best is: 1. Showing how many lines of coke he snorted before the party 2. Counting how many remaining days of fame he has 3. Tallying how many original thoughts he’s ever had 4. Explaining to the photographer that after classical times, the Latin “V” came to be pronounced like the English “V,” losing its phonetic resemblance to “U”