May 31 2007
Kelly Brookin a bikini is better than beer can chicken and beans
Kelly Brook in a bikini is as good an excuse as any to post some daily links. It’s summer. She’s hot. You’re statistically speaking, probably not. So enjoy the British bikini badonkadonk and shut the hell up. At least you can get a break from Lindsay Lohan’s coke whoring, Britney Spears bad mom-ing, and Paris Hilton’s impending yard time to look at some quality 100% natural born curves. What I think is so hot about Kelly Brook is how she doesn’t have a cheetoe stains, a bloody coke nose or a science project crawling out her crotch. I’m picky that way.
- Jessica Biel takes out the trash hotter than you. (Jordan)
- Elisha Cuthbert has nice feet. For all you foot pervs (Glunp)
- Former Miss Universe is a tramp. Well, yeah. (Bumpshack)
- Creepiest child actors who grew up to not be hot. (City rag)
- Danielle Lloyd in a bikini. (Celebrity Hubris)
- Lindsay Lohan’s dad calls the kettle black and says she uses OxyContin (EvilBeet)
- Christina Aguilera and monkeyboy. (Bastardly)
- Jesus is the best blogger ever. And my co-pilot. (DS)
- Jessica Alba needs to STFU. In a sexy way of course. (D-Listed)
- Something about Paris Hilton being a loser whore. (Glitterati)
- Mandatory college girl boobies. I like your sister’s. (CH)
- Reggie Bush is banging Kim Kardashian. (DJM)
More Kelly Brook beach bikini badonkadonk:
Badonkadonk, Breasts, Hotties, Kelly Brook
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