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SELLER: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
LOCATION: 3200 Retreat Court, Malibu
PRICE: $11,999,999 (reduced from $13,500,000)
SIZE: 9,130 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms

Over the last few months Your Mama has typed our fingers to the nubs writing about this poor gurl and her real estate shenanigans. And here we go again.

Now that Brit Brit is out of rehab and the dee-vorce deets have been mostly finalized, this chaotic couple have gotten serious about selling off their marital house of horrors up in Malee-boo’s Serra Retreat.

Reports say Federline is due half the proceeds from the sale of this house, so you know the white rapper called up listing agent Kimberley Pfeiffer at Coldwell Banker and told her to “sell the damn house lickety split ’cause yo yo yo needs a new pair of sneakers and a trip to Vegas.” No babies, the white rapper didn’t actually say that, but we like to think he said something along those lines.

One of our Malee-boo real estate snitches told us he thinks the property is a very difficult sell because of all the taint surrounding it. Looks like he might be right from the humongous price chop late this week. The couple first priced their former love shack at $13,500,00 and have now slashed the priced by $1,500,000 and one dollar to $11,999,999.

Still no photos of the interior of the house, which Your Mama is told has a country-fied shabby chic sort of thing going on. We have also heard that Brit Brit has her wedding dress mounted and standing up in the corner of her bedroom, which we find strange and upsetting.

As we mentioned in our post earlier today, it appears that Brit Brit has taken the Bev Hills house that she purchased in December of 2006 off the market. We don’t imagine the peripatetic, addled and bald Brit Brit intends to keep the house up in The Summit, but she does need someplace to stash the children until she buys something else. Clearly she’s happy to shack up in a hotel, on some stranger’s floor in Burbank, or in the back seat of her Mercedes. But the children and their army of nannies need a place to chill, change diapers, and potty train.

We keep hearing rumors about her moving back to Louisiana or even back to New York. But somehow we find that unlikely. If Your Mama was placing bets, we’d say odds are she’s staying in LA or moving to some other club heavy location like Miami or Las Vegas.

Seriously Your Mama hopes the princess of Promises learned something during her time up in the hills of Malee-boo drying out. We could care less if she makes another record, we’re not a fan. But we don’t want to see the gurl go down like this and sincerely hope she gets her act together for herself and those innocent babies.

We also would like some peace in our lives and wish she would just buy a damn house and settle down for a few years.

During an interview with the Newcastle Herald ‘Weekender’ magazine, award winning bluegrass musician John Butler, from the John Butler Trio, spoke about the enormous changes that he has undergone since becoming a father to his two children, daughter Banjo, and son Jahli (born in 2006), with wife Danielle Caruana. John says their parenting has caused a “dynamic shift” in his life slowly teaching him “the infinite potential of love.”

“For me it was like realising I had another vital organ. I’m a love freak, a hopeless romantic, but I didn’t really know love. When Banjo was born I experienced an intensity of feeling I didn’t know existed. You think you’re the sun and everything revolves around you. Then all of a sudden there’s this other being in orbit which you revolve around. I stopped seeing things in political ways, in tired ‘isms’. I watch the Iraq war on TV as a father and see children with no legs. I mean, what the f— just happened? I want my kids to grow up as human beings, not as political followers or religious followers.”

Thanks to CBB Reader Elizabeth!

Actress Halle Berry said she really does chat with total strangers on the Internet, just like the character she plays in the upcoming movie Perfect Stranger.

“I found the anonymity exciting because I could keep giving myself new names,” Berry said in an interview here. “After a while I found it kind of funny to adopt these identities and I started going into chats with my real name.

“But when other people read that someone is calling herself Halle Berry, they think you’re some kind of crazy person.”

In the movie, Berry, 40, plays a journalist who goes undercover to ferret out a businessman as her best friend’s killer, entering into a game of online cat and mouse.

Donald Trump made an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman on Friday and discussed his son, Barron William, who turned 1 last week, with wife Melania, and why he’s going to wait another 20 years before being a hands-on dad. Asked if he performs fatherly duties or just walks around saying, “Daddy’s wealthy,” Donald replies,

Barron has a great mother who really takes care of him - the diapers, the whole thing, but she takes care of this child so beautifully and I figure I’ll take over when he’s 21 and he comes to work for me. Now I don’t know how I’m going to be when he’s 21.

The business mogul, 60, says that while Barron makes him feel young and he and Dave, 59, who has a 3-year-old son, Harry Joseph, have no choice but to feel young because of their sons, he does often think about raising a child later in life.

How do you feel when you or I go to school, let’s say in 10, 12 years to see the teachers? And we’re slightly older and you have the other fathers who are 25 and we’re going to be a little older, but that’s okay.

Donald also briefly mentions the Miss USA pageant and its host Nancy O’Dell, who is 6 1/2 months pregnant with her first child (Donald mistakenly says she’s 8 months along). There were rumors that Donald wanted to oust Nancy from her hosting post because he didn’t like the way pregnant women look, but he says she did a great job and looked “really fantastic.”

There’s an old school when you’re pregnant, you go home and have the baby and then the modern school is when you are pregnant, you’re allowed to work until about three minutes before you have the baby, so of course I’m very much from the new school and I love that she was pregnant.

Former child actor Brian Bonsall was arrested on Wednesday on charges of second-degree assault against his girlfriend and false imprisonment. Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton on Family Ties, is being held in a Colarado jail after his girlfriend told police he had poured an alcoholic drink on her face as she slept, put her in a chokehold and threw her onto a bed. Bonsall told police he was acting in self-defense, claiming his girlfriend had cut his arm and face with a steak knife - which his girlfriend denied.

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Calling all girls and gays, Carrie Bradshaw and all the girls including Kim Cattrall will be back for the mecca that is the Sex And The City Film. Perez has confirmed it:

There had been talk recently, but now the ink is dry and the papers are signed!

Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Sarah Jessica Parker and everyone else involved just closed their deals this week to star in a big screen feature adaptation of Sex & The City.

And, yes, Kim Cattrall will be in it!

Excited?!!?

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“Having my whole family back together again, it’s kind of nice.”
- Candy Spelling regarding her and daughter Tori’s reconciliation.

Source: People

Rod Stewart’s son Sean is amazed by his father’s insatiable sexual appetite. The 25-year-old is impressed by his legendary lothario dad and admits he can’t match the British rocker’s stamina in the bedroom. Sean said: “My dad doesn’t stop banging. He’s like a bunny on steroids. I don’t know what to do.” Sean - who is currently appearing in the US reality show ‘Sons of Hollywood’ - also joked he finds it hard to remember how many siblings he has. Rod, 62, has seven children from five different women. The youngest of the singer’s brood is his 14-month-old son Alastair, his first child with fianc e Penny Lancaster. Sean - whose mother is Rod’s first wife Alana Hamilton - recently admitted he used to lust over his former step-mother Rachel Hunter. He told US radio DJ Howard Stern: “I used to stare at her when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16 and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion.” Mark Walberg Pretends to be Tough Beyonce Saved from a $1. 5 million Lawsuit Wesley Snipes is a Daddy Again She’s Having Borats’s Baby Michael Jackson Wasn’t Hospitalized John Travolta : We Need to Start Thinking about Other Planets and Domed Cities Jim Carrey has given Jenny McCarthy permission to cheat Leonardo DiCaprio to Marry Bar Rafaeli in June Kelly Brook: Americans Love my Large Natural Breasts